No, that is not our bathroom. I don't want that blue and I don't want those boards. However, that is our toilet.
As the flat did not originally have a bathroom (remember the grimy shower in the kitchen?), there are no out pipes big enough for, er, poo poo, so our only choice is the sanibroyeur. Lord know what they are called in English, and I'm not going to explain their workings in length, but suffice to say that this is the answer to our problems.
Phat, or just fat? Either way, I reckon it'll go well with the 60s-style sink I have in mind (if I can find it cheap enough...)